1, the earthquake from now has been a long time, but for an earthquake of sadness, for a disaster thinking, should be a world without end.
2、地震来的时候，我们楼下还有抱29寸纯平彩电跑的估计的累惨了。
2, the earthquake came downstairs, we have hold 29 inch flat screen TV run estimated maxed out.
3、四个婆婆在打麻将。突然发现桌子在摇。婆婆们二话不说，分头各自去找了些硬纸板，垫在桌子下面。然后坐下来继续打！
3, the four woman to play mahjong. Suddenly found in the shake table. The mother-in-law are without demur, their respective to find some cardboard, pad on the table below. Then sit down to play!
4、有个医生正准备给一个躺在床上的中年男病人打针，突然地震了，医生说，哎呀，好大的人老嘛，打个针都怕，晃撒子嘛！
4, a doctor was ready to give a lie on the bed of the middle-aged male patient an injection, a sudden earthquake, the doctor said, oh, what a great old people do, are afraid to make a needle, shake!
5、12号那天我正在售房部，发现电脑在抖，“格老子的，压路机又过来了，你去喊他开慢点，”……“不理会！”出去一看，好多人，才晓得地震了。
5, 12 that day I was found in the Sales Department of computer, shaking, "I, roller and come over, you go to call him to drive slowly,"...... "Don't bother!" Out a look, a lot of people, just know the earthquake.
6、听说，12号那天川大一个班上正在上课。地震了，学生开始往外面跑，老教授喊：莫慌做下来，我点名，点一个出去一个。
6, heard, is class 12 that day, a class. The earthquake, students began to run out, the old professor shout: don't panic down, I call, one out of A.
7、我当时在打电话，很镇静的告诉电话那头的朋友：“地震了”，朋友很镇静的告诉我：“那就挂了嘛！”
7, I was on the phone, very calm side of the phone told friends: "earthquake", a friend told me a very calm: "then hang it!"
8、楼底下躲震，听见一个老太婆骂她老伴“老年痴呆，地震起来你还去抽啥子空调嘛？瓜西西的，人家都在跑，你喊我把冰箱给你抽到？”原来地震那天，他老婆起身就跑，他把空调抽到，还喊他老婆：表跑，把冰箱抽到，要倒了……
8, building hide under the earthquake, heard an old woman called her husband "senile dementia, shaking you take what the air conditioning? Guaxixi, people were running, you call me the refrigerator to you smoke?" The earthquake that day, his wife got up and ran, he put the air conditioning to draw, also called his wife: run, the refrigerator to draw, to fall......
9、一个朋友说地震时他家狗还在睡，于是第二天把他家狗暴打一顿。
9, a friend said his dog was sleeping when the earthquake, so the very next day his dog a good beating.
10、今天听到同事摆，某大学的日语外教只彪悍。日本不是经常地震把他都震成习惯了。5.12地震一开始，他很镇静地喊学生躲到桌子底下，隔哈儿抖完了，学生从桌子底下爬出来，他继续讲课。然后全校的老师学生都到操场集合了，校领导一清人：拐了！日语班的人喃？赶快派人上切找，找到教室头的时候，他们班还在继续上日语……
10, today heard colleagues pendulum, a university teacher only tough japanese. Japan is not often earthquake made him become accustomed to earthquakes. 5.12 earthquake starts, he calmly shouted the students to hide under the table, septal ha son shake out, students crawled out from under the table, he continues to lecture. Then the teachers and students to the playground, the school leadership: a Qing Dynasty! Japanese class people? Please send cut find, find the classroom when the head, they continued the Japanese class......
11、北川一老大爷，被俄罗斯救援队从废墟中解救出来，一看，周围全是金发碧眼的老外，大爷就说了：“狗日的地震硬是凶喃，一哈把老子震到外国来了！”
11, Kitagawa Ichi old man, was rescued, the Russian rescue team from the ruins of a look, all around are blonde foreigner, Grandpa said: "Damn it earthquake simply fierce Nan, a ha put me to the shock to foreign!"
12、我从来没有经历过地震 5·12那天我正好要去缴电话费，刚刚走到天府广场电信营业厅门口，就看到一群人往外冲，心想，遭了，有人抢劫。
12, I've never heard I was going to pay the phone bill earthquake of 5 · 12 day, just go to the Tianfu Square, telecom business hall at the entrance, saw a group of people rushed outside, I thought, was robbed.
13、同事的朋友正在蹲大号，地震了，她朋友想：杂个近来身体这么差劲哦，蹲到脚都在打闪闪。
13, colleagues friends are big shit, earthquake, her friends want to: miscellaneous Health recently so badly Oh, squat down to the feet are in play flash.
14、我们单位一个老工程师，地震来时从13楼跑到了11楼，突然冒出了一句“遭了，电脑还没关！”于是返回13楼把电脑关了才跑下来！后来这一事迹得到公司老总的表扬，敬佩哦！
14, our unit of an old engineer, when the earthquake came from the 13 floor to the 11 floor, suddenly out of a "bad, computer has not closed!" Then returned to the 13 floor to shut off the computer before running down! Later the story praised companies mister, admire!
15、说个我朋友他老爸 家在6楼，地震那天。；老爷子正好在窗户边，震的时候他家对面的水塔甩的啊，跟个呼啦圈一样。老爷子欣赏了一会，喊一了句：老婆子，快快~`快来看，这水塔甩圆咯……"而这个时候阿姨早就腿软的不行咯。
15, my friend said his dad home is on the 6 floor, the earthquake that day. ; he was at the window, shock when his house opposite the water tower dumped ah, like a hula hoop. He enjoyed the moment, shouted a sentence: "old woman, ` come, this tower swing round...... "But this time aunt had leg soft fail.
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